Having a 'Number Ten' is not a fucking twist, its cheating, and for that I hate you. These things had foreshadowing: it didnt stick out at the time, but we noticed them later. A good twist is Christopher discovering his mother is alive. Jess: No, a good twist is Snape being a good guy. Everyone knows there are nine Garde, then all of a sudden BAM! Number Ten! No pre-warning, no solid explanation. You cant do that! Bitch, thats cheating!. Oh yeah, and you know the most annoying thing? When you decided to introduce Ella as Number Ten. Like I said, no foreshadowing or anything. I swear, you've just published your first draft.
Jess: Money, thats all you're about, isnt it? Rushing the release of this book, a movie adaption, a novella. I suppose thats why its got so many good reviews. Jess:the writing was too distracting, but I suppose the plot is the only thing this book has going for it. James Frey: But its an exciting plot, yes? I mean, a thrilling read. I could go on and will, when I talk with my next guest. The writing lacks any emotion it could have been written by a robot. At some stages you threw in lengthy words that didnt fit, just to show us how smart you are. You did a crap job at building suspense and foreshadowing. Jess: The dialogue is the most awkward thing ever. James Frey:How dare you! Give me three good examples. It's very obvious: this is some of the most poorly written drivel I have ever read-and I've read Twilight Clearly you wrote this quickly, like, no more than a few weeks. I just finished reading it yesterday afternoon.
Jess: Lets introduce your newest novel: The Power of Six, sequel to I Am Number Four. In the past nine months you've released two New York Times Best Selling novels, one e-book/novella, and had a large budget film adaption. How much money did we agree I'd be getting for this interview? Jess: Hello there, James Frey, aka Pittacus Lore.
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